I am Jarlold. I am the greatest wizard ever to be born. Generally speaking, I am evil and up to no good.
I do computer. I've been doing computer for about 12 years now. I have a deep love for computer systems that learn, evolve, think, or look cute.
Other than cute smart learning computer, I also do a lot of evil computer. In fact, I am very good at being evil and up to no good at the computer. I have been using the computer for evil and mean since as long as I was good at computer.
My non-computer hobbies are hitting people, strangling people, mixing caustic chemicals without ventilation, sneaking into other people's homes, and fish simulation.
Look to the links. Follow your heart. Never be swayed from your path. Learn the truth, remember it. See through all lies and speak only the core of things.
Do this and one day you will come across a mage who can sign
things with this PGP
key.
I am that mage, and I have been with you from the beginning.

This is my collection of nice smooth rocks. As a token of appreciation, you may take one of them.