Who Are You?



A picture of me in the real IRL

I'm Jarlold. This is my given Christian name by which Saint-Peter will summon me from the book of life, to be judged and cast into the lake of fire. This is because I am evil and up to no good.

I do computer. I've been doing computer for about 11 years now. I have a deep love for computer systems that learn, evolve, think, or look cute. Naturally I've spent more time than I care to admit in machine-learning communities arguing about things that don't matter.

Other than cute smart learning computer, I also do a lot of evil computer. In fact, I am very good at being evil and up to no good at the computer. I have been using the computer for evil and mean since as long as I was good at computer.

My non-computer hobbies are hitting people, strangling people, mixing caustic chemicals without ventilation , sneaking into other people's homes, and fish simulation.

Contact Information

Look to the links. Follow your heart. Never be swayed from your path. Learn the truth, remember it. See through all lies and speak only the core of things.

Do this and one day you will come across a mage who can sign things with this PGP key.

I am that mage, and I have been with you from the beginning.

Weight Log

I track my weight here now. Once I have enough I can multiply some input values by them, and take the sum

Date: Weight (lbs):
April 24th 2025 186.8 lbs
April 12th 2025 184.6 lbs
Mar. 29th 2025 195.0 lbs
Mar. 1st 2025 190.7 lbs
Feb. 28th 2025 190.7 lbs
Feb. 24th 2025 187.6 lbs
Feb. 23rd 2025 189.4 lbs
Feb. 22nd 2025 (night) 192.4 lbs
Feb. 17th 2025 190.5 lbs
Feb. 16th 2025 188.1 lbs
Feb. 15th 2025 191.0 lbs
Feb. 1st 2025 186.3 lbs
Dec. 7th 2024 182.5 lbs
Dec. 6th 2024 186.6 lbs
Dec. 5th 2024 185.4 lbs
Nov. 24th 2024 182.7 lbs
Nov. 23rd 2024 181.7 lbs
Nov. 15th 2024 (night) 184.7 lbs
Nov. 14th 2024 (night) 185.3 lbs
Nov. 13th 2024 (night) 186.2 lbs
Nov. 12th 2024 181.4 lbs
Nov. 11th 2024 181.1 lbs
Nov. 10th 2024 178.7 lbs
Nov. 9th 2024 181.7 lbs
Nov. 8th 2024 181.2 lbs
Nov. 7th 2024 180.1 lbs
Nov. 6th 2024 179.0 lbs
Nov. 5th 2024 178.5 lbs
Nov. 4th 2024 176.9 lbs
Nov. 3rd 2024 176.5 lbs